Meet Michael Marty Martocci my father in his prime, straight out of Jersey/New York. Stocky, gold-chained, five-oclock-shadowed, and dripping with old-school Italian swagger, Martys back with another 5-second one-liner that proves he knows money better than anybody.
In this sketch, Martys wandering the streets of Little Italydodging pigeons, waving off his buddy Sal, and even pausing for an espresso shotto land one devastating punchline: Money talks: mine always says goodbye. Its fast. Its filthy. Its classic Marty.
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Filmed on location in Little Italy, summer golden hour
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Meet Michael Marty Martocci my father in his prime, straight out of Jersey/New York. Stocky, gold-chained, five-oclock-shadowed, and dripping with old-school Italian swagger, Martys back with another 5-second one-liner that proves he knows money better than anybody. In this sketch, Martys wandering the streets of Little Italydodging pigeons, waving off his buddy Sal, and even pausing for an espresso shotto land one devastating punchline: Money talks: mine always says goodbye. Its fast. Its filthy. Its classic Marty. Want more? Subscribe and hit the bell so you never miss a wrap. Filmed on location in Little Italy, summer golden hour SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL TAKE YOUR DOG If you have any questions about this video, please feel free to let me know in the comments. SUBSCRIBE for savage roasts, luxury destruction, viral fruit hacks & ASMR slices. BINGE THE PLAYLISTS Savage Grandma Roasts https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlcal64PfL75ou_gz2g49GdG&si=RHshAqz83xnjl659 Luxury Melts & Smash Tests https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlfc0ocAlYEp9N86PSrhoKLY&si=5Ep9rK1lplGaV8q- ASMR Knife-Cut Satisfiers https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqldavBNmjSnXddB99cdILlLa&si=_PXu8LpaZWLBMK0g FOLLOW THE MAYHEM EVERYWHERE TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@JasonMartocci X (Twitter) https://twitter.com/JasonMartocci Facebook https://www.facebook.com/JasonMartocci Instagram https://www.instagram.com/Jason.Martocci Shorts mirror https://www.youtube.com/@JasonMartocci/shorts Business/collabs: edevelopersusa@gmail.com Fan mail: X.com (Chat - JasonMartocci) GEAR & TOOLS (affiliate links help fuel the chaos) vidIQ (YouTube Help) https://vidiq.com/JasonMartocci Prodigy Game https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-101429015-15836259 DISCLAIMER All stunts are performed in a controlled environment; don't attempt them at home. Some links on this page are affiliate links; I earn a small commission at no additional cost to you. SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL TAKE YOUR GOLDFISH! New Martocci Mayhem every Saturday at noon ET! [Your Socials/Links Here]
When was the ASMR video 'This is Why You're Broke.' uploaded?
This video was uploaded on 2025-06-29T01:52:39Z.
How long is the mayhem-filled video 'This is Why You're Broke.'?
The video duration is 9 seconds.
What category does 'This is Why You're Broke.' fall under on YouTube?
It belongs to the Comedy category.
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How popular is 'This is Why You're Broke.'?
This chaotic ASMR video has garnered 1203 views, 4 likes, and 1 comments as of the last update.
Who is Jason Martocci and what is Martocci Mayhem?
Jason Martocci is the creator behind Martocci Mayhem, specializing in savage ASMR roasts, luxury destruction, and chaotic entertainment.
Why watch Savage Grandma videos?
Savage Grandma brings Southern charm, wit, and humor in relaxing ASMR-style roasts that are both entertaining and stress-relieving.
Is 'This is Why You're Broke.' a Short or a full video?
This is a YouTube Short.
What makes Martocci Mayhem ASMR unique?
Martocci Mayhem combines intense roleplays with chaotic elements, creating an immersive and unpredictable ASMR experience unlike traditional relaxing videos.
