Ready for a dose of Marty's humor? This video features an Italian joke that's sure to get you snorting with laughter, accompanied by expressive Italian hand gestures! I bet you'll be trying not to laugh at my dad joke.
Stocky, gold-chained, five-o'clock-shadowed, and dripping with old-school Italian swagger, Marty's back with another 5-second one-liner that proves he knows money better than anybody.
In this sketch, Marty's wandering the streets of Little Italydodging pigeons, waving off his buddy "Sal," and even pausing for an espresso shotto land one devastating punchline: "Money talks: mine always says goodbye." It's fast. It's filthy. It's classic Marty.
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Filmed on location in Little Italy, summer golden hour
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Ready for a dose of Marty's humor? This video features an Italian joke that's sure to get you snorting with laughter, accompanied by expressive Italian hand gestures! I bet you'll be trying not to laugh at my dad joke. Stocky, gold-chained, five-o'clock-shadowed, and dripping with old-school Italian swagger, Marty's back with another 5-second one-liner that proves he knows money better than anybody. In this sketch, Marty's wandering the streets of Little Italydodging pigeons, waving off his buddy "Sal," and even pausing for an espresso shotto land one devastating punchline: "Money talks: mine always says goodbye." It's fast. It's filthy. It's classic Marty. Want more? Subscribe and hit the bell so you never miss a wrap. Filmed on location in Little Italy, summer golden hour SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL TAKE YOUR DOG If you have any questions about this video, please feel free to let me know in the comments. SUBSCRIBE for savage roasts, luxury destruction, viral fruit hacks & ASMR slices. BINGE THE PLAYLISTS Savage Grandma Roasts https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlcal64PfL75ou_gz2g49GdG&si=RHshAqz83xnjl659 Luxury Melts & Smash Tests https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlfc0ocAlYEp9N86PSrhoKLY&si=5Ep9rK1lplGaV8q- ASMR Knife-Cut Satisfiers https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqldavBNmjSnXddB99cdILlLa&si=_PXu8LpaZWLBMK0g FOLLOW THE MAYHEM EVERYWHERE TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@JasonMartocci X (Twitter) https://twitter.com/JasonMartocci Facebook https://www.facebook.com/JasonMartocci Instagram https://www.instagram.com/Jason.Martocci Shorts mirror https://www.youtube.com/@JasonMartocci/shorts Business/collabs: edevelopersusa@gmail.com Fan mail: X.com (Chat - JasonMartocci) GEAR & TOOLS (affiliate links help fuel the chaos) vidIQ (YouTube Help) https://vidiq.com/JasonMartocci Prodigy Game https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-101429015-15836259 DISCLAIMER All stunts are performed in a controlled environment; don't attempt them at home. Some links on this page are affiliate links; I earn a small commission at no additional cost to you. SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL TAKE YOUR GOLDFISH! New Martocci Mayhem every Saturday at noon ET! [Your Socials/Links Here]
This video was uploaded on 2025-06-29T01:47:45Z.
The video duration is 9 seconds.
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