You know youre in an Italian home when the couch is covered in plastic since 1984.
Meet Marty Martocci your favorite new Tri-State Italian-American uncle. He's got the gold chain, the hand gestures, and a sharp tongue wrapped in marinara. This guys been dodging plastic furniture since Reagan was president.
Martys here to bring you old-school laughs, straight talk, and cultural truth bombs, one punchline at a time. If your Nonna ever said dont sit there, its for guests, this ones for you.
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What is 'The Unspoken Rules of Growing Up Italian' about?
You know youre in an Italian home when the couch is covered in plastic since 1984. Meet Marty Martocci your favorite new Tri-State Italian-American uncle. He's got the gold chain, the hand gestures, and a sharp tongue wrapped in marinara. This guys been dodging plastic furniture since Reagan was president. Martys here to bring you old-school laughs, straight talk, and cultural truth bombs, one punchline at a time. If your Nonna ever said dont sit there, its for guests, this ones for you. SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL TAKE YOUR DOG If you have any questions about this video, please feel free to let me know in the comments. SUBSCRIBE for savage roasts, luxury destruction, viral fruit hacks & ASMR slices. BINGE THE PLAYLISTS Savage Grandma Roasts https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlcal64PfL75ou_gz2g49GdG&si=RHshAqz83xnjl659 Luxury Melts & Smash Tests https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlfc0ocAlYEp9N86PSrhoKLY&si=5Ep9rK1lplGaV8q- ASMR Knife-Cut Satisfiers https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqldavBNmjSnXddB99cdILlLa&si=_PXu8LpaZWLBMK0g FOLLOW THE MAYHEM EVERYWHERE TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@JasonMartocci X (Twitter) https://twitter.com/JasonMartocci Facebook https://www.facebook.com/JasonMartocci Instagram https://www.instagram.com/Jason.Martocci Shorts mirror https://www.youtube.com/@JasonMartocci/shorts Business/collabs: edevelopersusa@gmail.com Fan mail: X.com (Chat - JasonMartocci) GEAR & TOOLS (affiliate links help fuel the chaos) vidIQ (YouTube Help) https://vidiq.com/JasonMartocci Prodigy Game https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-101429015-15836259 DISCLAIMER All stunts are performed in a controlled environment; don't attempt them at home. Some links on this page are affiliate links; I earn a small commission at no additional cost to you. SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL TAKE YOUR GOLDFISH! New Martocci Mayhem every Saturday at noon ET! [Your Socials/Links Here]
When was the ASMR video 'The Unspoken Rules of Growing Up Italian' uploaded?
This video was uploaded on 2025-06-27T20:22:32Z.
How long is the mayhem-filled video 'The Unspoken Rules of Growing Up Italian'?
The video duration is 9 seconds.
What category does 'The Unspoken Rules of Growing Up Italian' fall under on YouTube?
It belongs to the Comedy category.
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How popular is 'The Unspoken Rules of Growing Up Italian'?
This chaotic ASMR video has garnered 1052 views, 6 likes, and 1 comments as of the last update.
Who is Jason Martocci and what is Martocci Mayhem?
Jason Martocci is the creator behind Martocci Mayhem, specializing in savage ASMR roasts, luxury destruction, and chaotic entertainment.
Why watch Savage Grandma videos?
Savage Grandma brings Southern charm, wit, and humor in relaxing ASMR-style roasts that are both entertaining and stress-relieving.
Is 'The Unspoken Rules of Growing Up Italian' a Short or a full video?
This is a YouTube Short.
What makes Martocci Mayhem ASMR unique?
Martocci Mayhem combines intense roleplays with chaotic elements, creating an immersive and unpredictable ASMR experience unlike traditional relaxing videos.
