Get ready to meet Jason Martoccis boldest family member yeta hilariously unfiltered, heavyset Black grandmother in her early 70s whos about to drop the zinger of the year! Filmed selfie-style in a sun-lit, cozy Southern living room, Grandma rocks her floral house dress, fuzzy pink slippers, oversized glasses, and satin bonnet while gently creaking back and forth in her wooden rocking chair.
As the late afternoon sunlight filters through lace curtains, she leans in, raises an eyebrow, and delivers her punchline with perfect Southern flair:
I used to be in a lesbian relationship. Not with a woman, of course, but with a man who was a $#@@!.
No captions. No filters. Just raw, genuine granny energycomplete with the faint hum of an oscillating fan and the soft creak of her chair. If you love unfiltered comedy, authentic storytelling, and that warm Meemaw meets Madea vibe, you wont want to miss this one.
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Get ready to meet Jason Martoccis boldest family member yeta hilariously unfiltered, heavyset Black grandmother in her early 70s whos about to drop the zinger of the year! Filmed selfie-style in a sun-lit, cozy Southern living room, Grandma rocks her floral house dress, fuzzy pink slippers, oversized glasses, and satin bonnet while gently creaking back and forth in her wooden rocking chair. As the late afternoon sunlight filters through lace curtains, she leans in, raises an eyebrow, and delivers her punchline with perfect Southern flair: I used to be in a lesbian relationship. Not with a woman, of course, but with a man who was a $#@@!. No captions. No filters. Just raw, genuine granny energycomplete with the faint hum of an oscillating fan and the soft creak of her chair. If you love unfiltered comedy, authentic storytelling, and that warm Meemaw meets Madea vibe, you wont want to miss this one. SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL TAKE YOUR GOLDFISH! If you have any questions about this video, please feel free to let me know in the comments. SUBSCRIBE for savage roasts, luxury destruction, viral fruit hacks & ASMR slices. BINGE THE PLAYLISTS Savage Grandma Roasts https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlcal64PfL75ou_gz2g49GdG&si=RHshAqz83xnjl659 Luxury Melts & Smash Tests https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlfc0ocAlYEp9N86PSrhoKLY&si=5Ep9rK1lplGaV8q- Travel & Mayhem On-The Road https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqleK1NXTw8YaB4ErXtO9In33 Mukbang & Extreme Food Challenges https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlfojlmtC_S5wFxi3dDrR21z ASMR Knife-Cut Satisfiers https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqldavBNmjSnXddB99cdILlLa&si=_PXu8LpaZWLBMK0g FOLLOW THE MAYHEM EVERYWHERE TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@JasonMartocci X (Twitter) https://twitter.com/JasonMartocci Facebook https://www.facebook.com/JasonMartocci GitHub https://github.com/JasonMartocci Instagram https://www.instagram.com/Jason.Martocci Shorts mirror https://www.youtube.com/@JasonMartocci/shorts Business/collabs: edevelopersusa@gmail.com Fan mail: X.com (Chat - JasonMartocci) GEAR & TOOLS (affiliate links help fuel the chaos) vidIQ (YouTube Help) https://vidiq.com/JasonMartocci DISCLAIMER All stunts are performed in a controlled environment; don't attempt them at home. Some links on this page are affiliate links; I earn a small commission at no additional cost to you. #MartocciMayhem, #JasonMartocci, #AIASMR
This video was uploaded on 2025-07-10T00:04:28Z.
The video duration is 12 seconds.
It belongs to the Comedy category.
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This chaotic ASMR video has garnered 922 views, 13 likes, and 1 comments as of the last update.
Jason Martocci is the creator behind Martocci Mayhem, specializing in savage ASMR roasts, luxury destruction, and chaotic entertainment.
Savage Grandma brings Southern charm, wit, and humor in relaxing ASMR-style roasts that are both entertaining and stress-relieving.
This is a YouTube Short.
Martocci Mayhem combines intense roleplays with chaotic elements, creating an immersive and unpredictable ASMR experience unlike traditional relaxing videos.