I used to do drugs.
I still do, but I used to too.
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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too. Thats peak Mitch Hedberg dry, weird, and sneakily brilliant. He didnt need to set up. He was the punchline. Im Jason Martocci bringing the best one-liners back from comedy legends. Bite-sized laughs. No fluff. New drops weekly. Follow me everywhere @JasonMartocci: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@JasonMartocci TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@JasonMartocci X: https://x.com/JasonMartocci Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JasonMartocci Comment: Ever heard a more perfectly confusing joke? Sub if you like your comedy short, sharp, and weird. SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL TAKE YOUR DOG If you have any questions about this video, please feel free to let me know in the comments. SUBSCRIBE for savage roasts, luxury destruction, viral fruit hacks & ASMR slices. BINGE THE PLAYLISTS Savage Grandma Roasts https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlcal64PfL75ou_gz2g49GdG&si=RHshAqz83xnjl659 Luxury Melts & Smash Tests https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlfc0ocAlYEp9N86PSrhoKLY&si=5Ep9rK1lplGaV8q- ASMR Knife-Cut Satisfiers https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqldavBNmjSnXddB99cdILlLa&si=_PXu8LpaZWLBMK0g FOLLOW THE MAYHEM EVERYWHERE TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@JasonMartocci X (Twitter) https://twitter.com/JasonMartocci Facebook https://www.facebook.com/JasonMartocci Instagram https://www.instagram.com/Jason.Martocci Shorts mirror https://www.youtube.com/@JasonMartocci/shorts Business/collabs: edevelopersusa@gmail.com Fan mail: X.com (Chat - JasonMartocci) GEAR & TOOLS (affiliate links help fuel the chaos) vidIQ (YouTube Help) https://vidiq.com/JasonMartocci Prodigy Game https://www.dpbolvw.net/click-101429015-15836259 DISCLAIMER All stunts are performed in a controlled environment; don't attempt them at home. Some links on this page are affiliate links; I earn a small commission at no additional cost to you. SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL TAKE YOUR GOLDFISH! New Martocci Mayhem every Saturday at noon ET! [Your Socials/Links Here]
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Jason Martocci is the creator behind Martocci Mayhem, specializing in savage ASMR roasts, luxury destruction, and chaotic entertainment.
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